If you’re here, it’s likely because you were accosted by a mysterious object while out in public. Congratulations! I put it there!… or maybe someone else did because they moved it after I put it in a different location? No matter. Could you do me a solid and fill out this cool survey? Please do, it would amuse me greatly. Thank you.

Please fill out this form to report the mysterious artifact you found. Then, scroll down this webpage to learn more about the art you found. Thank you!

• Rellene este formulario para informar sobre el misterioso artefacto que ha encontrado. A continuación, siga el enlace que aparece al final del formulario para obtener más información sobre el objeto que ha encontrado. ¡Gracias!

• Veuillez remplir ce formulaire pour signaler l’artefact mystérieux que vous avez trouvé. Ensuite, suivez le lien à la fin du formulaire pour en savoir plus sur l’œuvre d’art que vous avez trouvée. Merci !

• 请填写此表格报告您发现的神秘文物。随后，请点击表格末尾的链接，了解更多关于您发现的艺术品的信息。谢谢！

• 見つけた不思議な遺物を報告するには、こちらのフォームにご記入ください。その後、フォーム末尾のリンクから、見つけた芸術品についてさらに詳しくご覧ください。ありがとうございます！

If you’re having trouble with the embedded form you can also use my google form above by clicking the pink button.

Have you done the survey? I have more information for you about the item you found, but you’ve got to fill out the survey first so I can have your unfettered, unfiltered, devoid of context, true reaction to the object. Please? Ok, now click the blue button!